PETITION TO OUTLAW HOMESTUCK AND ARREST ALL OF ITS FANS

strangelingincarnate:

mechanicaljester:

The Homestucks have destroyed our homes, burned our crops, and poisoned the minds of our young for too long! It’s time to end the madness!

New drinking game: Take a shot for every Homestuck who reblogs this.

burgrs:

i cant even watch a horror film without The Heteros trying to have sex in it

thebluebear27:

Bulls enjoying a summers day.

malijuanastyles:

malijuanastyles:

I think it’s lovely how you can sit in a classroom and visualize having sex with someone and nobody will notice at all

do you know how many angry boys have messaged me about boners because of this post

zazzle-poetry:

nyehs:

my new aesthetic is like anti zazzle-poetry esque things.  Its the same idea but not so much edgy passive aggressive “i hate everyone” kind of fashion.. more like a.. “friendly hi guys whats up” kind of fashion. for instance… plain shirts that just say “hi” on them or “whats up every one” . Just some friendly quotes to spread positivity in a minimal and simple way.. i call it reversive offensive zazzle poetry shirtcore

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buy here

lunors:

graffiti in my town

lunors:

graffiti in my town

amydoesthings:

cumslayer:

cumslayer:

So I went on a date today and we went to a nice restaurant before going to the movies and I ordered the “iced grape popsicles” for dessert because I love grape Popsicles so why not right?…..so the waiter brings out the “iced grape popsicles” aND THEY WERE LITERALLY 3 FROZEN GRAPES ON STICKS…..I HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE OFFENDED IN MY LIFE…SINCE WHEN ARE 3 FUCKING FROZEN GRAPES IN A FUCKING VASE AN ACCEPTABLE SINGLE DESSERT ORDER..ITS NOT EVEN FROZEN GRAPE JUICE OR SOMETHING ITS LITERALLY JUST A 0.02$ GRAPE THAT WAS PUT ON A STICK THEN FROZEN…LIKE SOMEONE ACTUALLY WROTE THIS DOWN ON THE MENU THINKING “OH YEAH PEOPLE FUCKING LOVE COLD GRAPES” AND SOME OTHER ASSHAT SAID “BRAH. HEAR ME OUT, HOW ABOUT WE PUT THEM ON STICKS AND SERVE THEM IN A VASE WITH NOTHING ELSE” LIKE YOU COULDNT EVEN SERVE IT WITH A FUCKING SECOND FRUIT OR EVEN FUCKING LEAVES OR WHATEVER… IM SO MAD. FUCKING FROZEN GRAPES ON A STICK.

AND THEY WERENT EVEN SEEDLESS GRAPES…..

THAT LAST COMMENT IS WHAT DID IT. HOW DARE THEY

It is DONE

freddyskrueger:

laurenjauregei:

how to be smooth as hell with your crush

*takes notes*

laughingcrying:

[gets extremely offended when anyone implies my favorite characters are straight]

ejacutastic:

kill the imposter

ejacutastic:

kill the imposter