sawamuraeijun:

it is september 20th, the technical start of the autumn season. you sigh to yourself, letting the baseball cap in your hands fall to the ground. it’s no longer summer. your hat is off your head, and not worn backwards. it is no longer time to fucking party.

pussygem:

pussygem:

jack the ripper identified

*swat team descends on graveyard*

we fuckin got him now

i just lost 4 followers

"Straight guys" in gay porn be like:

sodomymcscurvylegs:

"Oh, I’ve never sucked a dick before!"

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cishette:

*screams at the top of my lungs* mike chilton

angelicaalzona:

your eggs went bad

angelicaalzona:

your eggs went bad

palewhiskey:

Went for a walk this morning and found my dream house it’s so beautiful and the nature is breathtaking

insertacceptableusername:

birdghost:

irl-spain:

sentimentalslut:

people say ‘I love you’ in a lot of different ways

'eat something'

'buckle up'

'get some sleep'

'here have my fries'

'Im gonna draw you something'

'text me when you get home'

v0idboy:

sometimes i wonder how it would be to live in a world where sweden was fetishized like the UK or japan is.

people would be like “oh gosh i can’t wait to move to sweden and drink MULLED WINE and eat FERMENTED HERRING while i talk to all my friends about EMBARRASSING POLITICAL PARTIES and EUROVISION. it’s gonna be so festligt!!”